Family, Gifts, Relatable and Grandparents: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By hawtpinkpanties - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma gave me a gift, something she's never done before. I was excited, until I found out it was one of her overdue library books about dolphins. I feel so loved. FML

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danielle999 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:55

maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?

rigorouswolf 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:40

Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you

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Rachelgrl1989 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:42

That sucks, but I would still read that book about dolphins. Dolphins are awesome

surferdude15 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 7:00

today i gave my niece a lovely book on dolphins..... it happened to be overdue because i thought i should check it out awhile back so i don't forget to give him a present.... he threw it at me and said i never give him presents

spikeyish14 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 7:42

not an fml. not a big deal.

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 7:53

She may be poor. The older generations didn't have the luxuries as a kid as most of us younger generations have now.

fely_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:25

LMAO i agree wit #12...she's old wat do u expect...

mushoo_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:39

Well at least you have a grandmother with a sense of humour :P

Dhamy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:52

Lmao. xD!

UConn_Huskies 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:23

don't be a dick. she's old and she wanted to give you a gift. she's probably losing cognitive abilities

ogtwag 2

Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:25

lol she must be batty

WPG 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:14

#12...yup, that sounds about right! ;)

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