Thanks, I hate it

By hawtpinkpanties - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma gave me a gift, something she's never done before. I was excited, until I found out it was one of her overdue library books about dolphins. I feel so loved. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 401
You deserved it 3 192

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danielle999 0

maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?

Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you

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Well instead of complaining you could look at the pretty dolphin pictures and take the book back to the library like a good granddaughter...

my granny always give me useless shit. while my cousin and my aunt get normal and sometimes rather even expensive gifts

Gotta get the Overdue Library Book Police of your trail somehow

It's not THAT bad. Dolphins are actually really cool, and just about as smart as humans.

This is just way too fake to be true