Money, Plumbing, Vacation and Health: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 09:18 - Greece

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dishwasher. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML

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By fishfloors - 21/04/2017 14:00

Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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By sup - 01/07/2019 20:00 - Canada - Chicoutimi

Today, I found out why I've had cockroaches in my bathroom - my landlord didn't bother to finish the wall behind my bathroom sink. There are literally holes that go straight from my bathroom to the garage downstairs. FML

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By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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BrannFYR 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:02

LAME!!! Is there any legal action you can take against them? xD

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:01

roaches + shit = even nastier than ******* roaches..

Comments

duckquacklindsay 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:50

oh wow, that's disgusting. I'd be extremely pissed.

JessTrek 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:55

Sounds like something that would end up on the People's Court. Sue the bastard.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:00

Now THIS is a FML! I don't even know what to say but you got shit on (pun intended). I wouldn't pay any of that! Call the po-lice.

Ughsucks 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:04

Firstly the police can't do anything as it's a civil matter you retard #21. Secondly, YDI. Not for the crap, but for paying yourself for roach removal. Your landlord is responsible for all exterminations according to state general statutes. Also, feel free to sue in small claims for the mess. I'd say about $1000 would cover the "hassle" of cleaning that up.

DreMaMa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:10

I feel bad for those roaches :/ there living in shit. oh and you to.

spillproof 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:20

Well that just stinks. However, I second #2.

Monstarred 7

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:21

Definatly call teh company and make a complaint. Thats unacceptable.

webbles 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:22

I'm with #11 on the hazmat, but dear god, avoid arson at all costs. I think we can all agree that flaming shit is unfavorable.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:22

#25 - I think you meant that towards me (I was 23 not 21). So who's the retard? Secondly, no harm can come from it, why not put in a report since he defiled / vandalized his home? Damaging someone's property is a crime. That way this mother ****** may have to face civil and criminal charges?