NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Foreveralone17362562
Cold Lake, Canada
Zing!
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Ondskansgris
Sweden
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
blueheron93
Germany
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Sarah
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
Alex
United States
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Anonymous
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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jim_witness 0
Unless you're a lesbian.
_miss_anonymous_ 0
What I would've done if my ten-year-old brother said that to me is fake-laugh in his face then "accidently" hit him over the head as I'm walking away.
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Comments (19)
ANTONKR 0
when i first read it i mistook it for a son. LOL
TeeHee124 0
Noone has replied to a comment yet... wow...
shannieerawrr 0
nobodyy likes you when your twenty threeeee
wintermistress7 1
That sucks. Apparently I'm in the same boat and I'm 19. -_-
amayalives4music 1
What a snotty little brother.
TheCerealKiller 24
I'm sure I'll be in a similar situation someday. One of my brothers is 14 years younger than me.
kagrahamcracka 9
My eight year old brother said that to me too. It's not that big a deal.
PickledSweets 22
I feel your pain, OP. Just ignore him; you'll get a boyfriend when you find the right guy :)
askIcarus 2
Date his friends ?