Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
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Top comments
Thebestinclass 16
Assuming you still live with your parents, just tell your mom or dad and let them deal with him. If they won't do anything then just make his life a living hell.
spicyburrito 18
Saran Wrap his dick to the window
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Comments (54)
dilliedill 13
wax him when he's sleeping, that's what I did to my brother when he did the same thing to the flash drive that had my biology paper on it
MonstreBelle 29
"NOOO KELLY CLARKSON!"
pockleboy 7
Throw him out the window
FweakofCydonia 40
Is it possible for OP for get a warranty on the product?
jayray313 21
Take his ass to small claims court. Prank this, mother ******
Witchylady 18
Throw all his shit out of a moving vehicle and then protest that it wasn't your fault as the wind blew it out of your hands.
momo3p 22
My little brother did the same thing with my new 3ds last year, it sucks balls
BananaN0se 13
It's just a prank, bro
Austinh8850 18
I'd whoop his ass
Dexter83_fml 17
That is criminal damage
sophie1017 12
Pranks get so out of hand. I know a friend who was put in hospital with serious back injuries cos his "friends" make a airbag ejector seat. They could of killed him but refused to pay compensation. Sorry to hear about this OP. Hopefully he'll pay for your laptop because there is no reason why he shouldn't.