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Pooper scooper This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Yigo, Guam

Thank you for your service

Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

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Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!

that must be pretty ruff

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What a cool dog! Be glad that your his owner. Show him off!

Yeah maybe get a degree in something useful next time, by which I mean actually look at the job market and think about what you could do with your degree. Your masters in philosophy doesn't do shit for anyone. Am I assuming a lot here? Yes, but I don't think the assumptions are unreasonable.

A masters degree? That means your we'll educationally trained to own a pet... Because your it's Master. **Bdumm, tssssss**

it's probably a bigger difference than what you think, because he counts in dog years

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