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Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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BrianAlarcon 0

BLAH!

XXXsceneXXXkidzX 5

Bummer.

Pain_and_Misery 0

Your cute

mhhhh noooodles..

Training to be a professional clown, eh?

It's almost like flossing. Fun fact: People can't sneeze with their eyes open. (if you're able, it's rare)

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Its not so rare I can, and I know other people who can too.

Yeah 36 get our head out your ass and realize other people can do this. ****.

I bet thats why the cat is looking at u like ur insane.

KristinaKreme 0

Stop being so ignorant everyone. She's actually right, I'd like to see any of you try to sneeze with your eyes open.

Your head must be up my ass too, if you don't realize I never said people /can't/ do it. Wow, you seem to get upset easily. The people around you must be so lucky.

Let me rephrase that. I never said people weren't capable of doing it. Most can't.

Mythbusters proved otherwise.

KristinaKreme 0

Really? Ive never seen that on Mythbusters. I'd really like to see how it's done.

The guys on mythbusters did it...:)

I have this habit of playing with my noodles by eating a single noodle, and then pulling it out and then, eating it again. Despite the irrelevancy, I have a strange feeling I can relate to this.

How far down can you get the noodle on the first try eh????

You deep throat noodles......

lmao, I knew it was gonna turn out like this...

mrmusicman97 4

that is actually pretty awesome

ugh that happened to me before, except with a taco. when I blew my nose a big chunk of ground beef came out :/

Omg maybe thats why he said it