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Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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Go to the mall and walk around snorting and blowing trying to get it out and freak out at anyone who says anything to you.

crazychick1269 7

omg that'd be hilarious!

no not really...

He would have to drive all the way to the mall with noodles in his nose

Perhaps he was already in the mall

Have you watched a conjuring in which a small snake mouth in and nose out? Op probably got the talent to perform that.

No, I don't watch creepy shit.

How f@@ing rude are you!

himynameischeese 6

That's a trick I want to learn!!!

*sigh* I hate when that happens

Really gross op and maybe you should stick to eating cheese or something. Just a word of reminder :)

Hannah_grace1414 12

happens to the best of us .(;

lol

buddasrhino 0

Yuck...kinda like that song: "..the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...the worms play peaknuckle on your snout!" (did it feel like worms?)