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Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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Comments (191)

Stylin_Since_97 10

That's why silly goose. You don't chew you slurp. Or something along those lines

PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1

Hate when that happens.

How do u get noodles to come out ur nose???

You sneeze obviously...:)

That's happened to me too... It's a very uncomfortable feeling. Ugh.

Who are these trolls that go around thumbing down very comment on here v_v my self confidence is like under ground right now...

EnEl_Infierno 15

>.> sry Obamathelama but that's not you bring in another fml into another (comment 81). and I thumb you down on this one to because you called me a troll =p haha.

136, can we have that in English, please?

I thought I was the only one!!!

Your noodles are just preparing you for when you have a dick in your nose...

BellaBoo8275 1

I can't believe I laughed at that

That's like taking an Angry Dragon to the extremes.

better than shooting snot all over your noodles and not knowing till you taste it...

I think the easiest way to solve this issue would be to snort some marinara. They say half of tasting is smelling! XD