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Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

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Marry Her

Hahahahahaha awesome!!!

thats kinda fun though

Take a photo, blow up, put it outside next month, Halloween is coming

Pff, I've done that with a pear.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wait.... I just realized if you read the fml properly, op is saying: midway through chewing the noddles (meaning they should be in pieces) that he sneezed and the "noddles" more than one got stuck in his nose, I wanna know what kinda hell of a magic trick that was, for the noodles to be big enough to get stuck and how big op nose must be.

That sounds extremely uncomfortable.

Noodless to say, that must have been uncomfortable...

I hope you didn't eat those lol

jordanbrace 2

that actually sounds pretty awsome if you ask me