Sleep and Accident: Support

Support

By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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Creeped out

By Seline - 25/11/2010 14:48

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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Stable

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 04:00 - United States - Asheboro

Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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justcommenting19 19

Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:58

Well yeah, beams on the bottom of a bed are usually there for support. But I guess some people leave the hard way.

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:59

Maybe Tokey should do less smokey.

Comments

mineller 24

Tuesday 12 July 2016 18:09

The more you know ?

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 12 July 2016 18:14

I'm sorry but YDI, common sense would dictate that any beam on the underside of a top bunk of a bunk bed is for support.

wvumaesam 9

Tuesday 12 July 2016 19:16

You are obviously no structural engineer....

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 12 July 2016 19:17

Here's your sign.

Nickimariek 20

Tuesday 12 July 2016 19:29

I always fear that this will happen to me laying on my bottom bunk, one day.

GrainHauler 9

Tuesday 12 July 2016 19:52

Anybody else reminded of the scene from Step Brothers?

danm_1 28

Wednesday 13 July 2016 3:11

So much space for activities!

EevieBear 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:03

I guess it really did have a place there, huh? Sorry op, I hope you weren't hurt too badly. FYL, but be more carful next time.

C8H18 33

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:09

You Sir, just made my day. Can I assume you won't be sleep on the bottom bunk from now on?

ellyhan 11

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:30

Oh yes, because everyone knows that carpenters sometimes throw random beams under beds for no reason at all! Just for ***** and giggles. Frankly I'm surprised more people don't test this theory out.