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By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia

Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 490

You deserved it 6 762

Lookin' good

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML

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You deserved it 190

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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You deserved it 37 483

By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 44 572

By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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You deserved it 5 280

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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You deserved it 3 382

By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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You deserved it 1 617

Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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Top comments

photographer49 22

Monday 15 February 2016 0:28

You should have asked her if she's heard of not needing make up to feel beautiful.

nzhx 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:28

Don't take it to heart, OP. People are assholes and if you were to pay them any mind they'd win. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out

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SunshineBoy_fml 16

Monday 15 February 2016 16:33

Ask if she's heard of plastic surgery..

AgentSkyeBarnes 16

Monday 15 February 2016 17:53

should have told her "yeah bitch, but you didn't leave any for the rest of us"

msmedieval 11

Monday 15 February 2016 19:38

How insecure is this chick to go to some random girl & throw insults because the girl is comfortable in her own skin unlike herself? Wow.... some people have issues. OP, you're a hundred times better than her. Raise your head high & keep doing your thing. Make up is temporary, a beautiful personality is forever.

vikky538 28

Monday 15 February 2016 23:27

Idiots everywhere

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Tuesday 16 February 2016 8:16

You should've said "Sorry I'm all natural bitch, unlike you."

JustYouWaiter 1

Wednesday 17 February 2016 19:53

You're probably ugly enough to deserve it. Lol joking, but I still don't like that top comment.

NinePlusTen 4

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:13

How about standing up for yourself and telling her to go **** herself.

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