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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 852
You deserved it 7 425

Same thing different taste

Top comments

...lime green poop? Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

Curtieeeez 0

Lime green? What the hell are you feeding your kid?

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bluedoll 1

93--it was on the side of her blouse, not her arm. There is a vast difference. If it was cotton, it may not have seeped through. Or OP could have had a second layer (like a cami) and thus didn't feel it.

Dante167 0

In my honest opinion, I think this is fake and lately alot of stories on here have just been made up. I think this story specifically is fake because: #1: Couldnt you smell if your baby just shit diarrhea on you? #2: Why would not check yourself before you went to the interview? #3: Couldnt you feel the babies diarrhea on you?

This fml comes courtesy of three of your five senses (or your apparent lack thereof, OP): smell, sight, and feel!

rmujerita 0

!CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF!

#59... you need to do something to make yourself happy.

isthisonetaken 0

17... funny that you call me and 13 retarded. i would think going into an interview, maybe you would check yourself completely. you are right when you arent doing anything particularly important, one usually just give a quick glance and goes on with their life. this is a job interview which could decide the means of which you live your life. i would hope someone would thoroughly make sure they were nicely dressed and cleaned up moments before going into the interview.

I agree it's ******, but have you lost your sense of smell or something? Your kid ***** down your shirt, and you're presumably driving around in your car (an enclosed space) with it on you... I mean, I can smell dirty diapers from at least ten feet away -- I'd assume one would be able to smell it about a foot and a half below their nose.

Guys, stop flaming the OP for not smelling it, seeing it, feeling it, Whatever! Baby poo is actually more greener than our usual brown poo. Here: a breast-fed baby's poo on a diaper http://hiphugs.com/images/clean-poo-a1.jpg It's lime green, see? And plus, it was on her SIDE. That's extremely vague, it could have been anywhere to the back & bottom of the blouse. Also she doesn't specify how much babyshit was on her blouse. There could have been an insignificant amount to a significant amount. We don't know, so we're not here to judge. And plus, being a mother she would have been holding the baby in her arms everyday, so her shirts probably now smell like baby, after a baby's been TOUCHING her shirt all day, no? And for you people who think everybody, especially women, needs to check their ENTIRE selves in the mirror right before the interview, or else they're insane or something, then you are quite narrow-minded. Not only do we NOT know specifically where the poop was, do you think toilet mirrors are actually large enough to SHOW the entire body? No!

alwaysalady 0

Ah, the lime green poop. You are also probably familier with the "I had carrots" poop and the ,"Mmm, blueberry!" poop. I am a personal believer that all baby clothes should come in food colors, to reduce staining. Sorry, OP.

I give #102 a cookie cause you know what they noticed that the OP was vauge and understand that things happen especially with children. One thing I noticed though is that everyone has assumed that her daughter was an infant/toddler, BUT she never said what age her child was. For all we know her daughter was 6 or 7 and by law they still need to be looked after by someone. Also she never siad if it was human poop or animal poop. I have seen enough geese poop to know that you can accidently rub up against it and get it on you, and guess what it varies from dark to lime green. I will say that sucks. I hope it didn't screw up your interview.