Today, my 6 year-old daughter asked, "What would happen to me if you and daddy died?" I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said, "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I have to figure out how to explain to my 6 year-old daughter when she gets home from school that she won’t be having a birthday party anymore, because she caught daddy having it off with the babysitter, and now we have nowhere to live. FML
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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greysgal15 0
Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet
Luckster 0
Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...
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Jojul 0
This is cute. In a kiddy tragic kinda way.
barlessprison 16
#45 - wtf? You must be one heck of a special person since you were carried in your mom's ******. #60 - get help. OP: Tell this to her when she's 12 or something. She's going to fully understand what she said to you back then and she's gonna make it up to you with a huge mother's day gift. Hoho.
jillz 0
spend less time on your computer and more time with her
anna16_fml 0
you shld have been like " and dont worry if u diee i wont cry because then i get everything i want"
EffYoLife 14
Um #26..mothers don't carry babies around in their vaginas for 9 months..they carry them in their wombs. Genius! Lol@u And that kid either has a mom that's 2 strict..or she's psycho and needs to be put up for adoption. I was attached to my mom when I was a kid! Didn't wanna be away from her for a minute!
Whos 0
pwned
thaShit 0
Don't take it seriously. 6 year olds don't really understand death, love, and hate as much as those with experience of it do.
nooneelse 7
Well now I guess I understand the reason why I don't like kids. They like to manipulate elders by saying awful things in order so parents will feel sorrow and try to change the situation. Your daughter I hope will understand how stupid she was, but she is only 6 so I guess it is not a big trouble.. For example if she was 16 and would say you the same thing then I think it would be a trouble..
had_a_bad_day 0
Just tell her she was adopted, the only reason you have her is because there is no return policy
nooneelse 7
#159 well I guess it would too much for her. Because she is just a kid and doesn't understand a lot of things. Maybe the mother could drop her for several weeks to the aunty and the girl will understand how bad is without family...