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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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By spit saliva spit - 07/08/2019 20:00

Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:34

You sure know how to break the ice. Or should I say 'melt.'

Jerzyginger74 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:43

And your first task as a new hire is to clean this chair.

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rustynail1984 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 20:34

so did you get hired?

DishHeads 9

Wednesday 20 October 2010 21:05

I did that on an exam once

VioletRayOfSunsh 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 21:25

Uh.. need some Depends? YDI for not being able to control yourself.. Eww.

jaded_gal 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 22:05

wow. just wow.

Redmoon963 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:10

**** U ASSTARDS HOW DOES THIS PERSON DESERVE IT HUH?! HUH?! THIS PERSON WAS NERVOUS IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE BUT DESERVES IT? **** U PUSSY MOTHER *******. NOT EVERYONE IS PERFECT LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUU YES YOUUUUUUU ASSTARDS YOU LITTLE GOODY GOODY TWO SHOES. YOU WOULD THINK YOU DESERVE THIS IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?! NO I DIDN'T THINK SO U MOTHER ******* LITTLE PIECES OF ******* SHIT!!!

letmethinknow 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:41

that really sucks. I also have anxiety problems so I know how it feels although never this drastic. OP should see a therapist or something to help with the nervousness.

chronicronic 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:48

you are a mess! get it together! ! hahahaha. I would die if that ever happened to me.

varkey 7

Thursday 21 October 2010 4:25

i didnt know this could even happen, but FYL

jemjams30 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 8:18

Did you get hired?

catcrazy101 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:55

haha sorry thats funny

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