Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
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null_fml 11
Even if she wasn't such a shitty liar, she's still a bitch to "cancel" on you without, y'know, informing you.
Lessychan 4
I think you should take the subtle hint...
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Comments (46)
perdix 31
She probably has a bladder control issue, and that's her nice way of putting it. Looking at a cloudless sky can't help you predict the chances of golden showers developing later in the day.
DarthFurby 0
Oh god, I'm not sure if it's worse that I know what you meant, or that I laughed at it.
Sekococo 0
OP why didn't you ask if she wanted it a ride to the place or offer to pick her up to begin with? / there a chance of different weathers in the area.
bennes13 0
you know it can b raining wherever she is?
Soniclover3 0
maybe it was raining at her house and she thought it was raining at the beach
mrg1113 0
it's possible she also thought it was raining in that area or she could just be a complete bitch. either way that sucks sorry:(
crazyderrub 0
Ditch her! Or pay bak by TP ing her house
anonnie 0
Maybe she asked for a raincheck and you misunderstood hahahahha. Lol but seriously, she should have called beforehand to cancel.
OMGFYLHARD 0
bitch move. I like how everyone that commented is defending her is it because you're trying to get cutty over the Internet?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You're in the wrong city, mate.
Feverrotes 15
Even if it was actually raining at her location, who the hell cancels a date because of rain?
holly_fly 34
It says they were meeting at the beach... Just about any body would cancel that. Or at least postpone it.