Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

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Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
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mollysticks 10

I wouldn't be able to look at her the same way ever again...

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ellieOphant 4

Maybe you should have changed the subject? Shoes? Clothes?

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OhDearBetrayal 25

"...but the real thing that turns me on is when he forc-" "So have you bought any good shoes?" "Goodness, I didn't know you were into sex toys! Maybe you and me could trade and sort of experience the same things. It could be like a book group except its only us two and we're reviewing sexy toys;D"

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waterpistol 4

at least it won't be an awkward car ride!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Uh, I'm pretty sure this situation counts as awkward!

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hellaflushfa5 6

**** you look tough with that black eye. I wish I had that picture that says "watch out, we got a badass over here" right now.

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guitarbeast 22

At least it wasn't your mom saying that…

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KiRaKaT 9

I think having your mother-in-law talk about that is way more awkward!

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guitarbeast 22

Well if she's talking about her husband, most likely it would be most likely your dad, so I think it would still be pretty awkward

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the_true_batman 10

What the hell are you talking about guitarbeast?

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

69 your step mother marries your dad. You marry your mother in law's son/daughter.

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ShyAnn29 14

I think 69 meant it would be kind of like talking about her own dad, since her father in law is family.

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guitarbeast 22

I was saying that at least it wasnt her mom, because if that were the case, and she was going into detail about what her sex life with her husband was, she would most likely be talking about op's dad, which would not be pleasant Sorry for the confusion

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The_Tool1 13

You should have talked to her about it. You guys could have exchanged tips.

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HITide76808 0

You should listen to her, there may be some things that may make it more exciting for you and your husband while you are in bed.

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Drizzelhell 3

Thats what karma sutra was made for.

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shawnaishere 14

So are you telling your husband or keeping the detailed information to yourself?

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janerose21 3

love your profile picture btw, Big Bang rocks !!

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DarkHelmet 10

Did you at least get any good tips?? You got to make the best out of a bad situation OP

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GirlOnFire143 6

That conversation probably created images that you won't ever be able to flush out, OP.

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tony1891 22

as soon as she started talking about their sex life I would have become unbelievably ill with something. sorry momma and law. I gotta drop you here and go home.

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