Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
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Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. from a nightmare in which my stalker ex was my Uber driver, but I woke up before he killed me. I fell back asleep and woke up after several more people attacked me and I fought them off with pepper spray, and found out more people were looking for me because they got 13 years. FML
Today, my anxiety has been so bad, I have had vivid dreams of my boyfriend of 6 months cheating on me. This is not the first time these dreams have happened, and I know for a fact he is not cheating. My anxiety is going to turn me into the crazy girlfriend from hell. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I woke up with a scream of pain to find the reason I've had so many realistic dreams lately: my boyfriend has been messing with me in my sleep because he thinks my reactions are funny. For instance, when he pinched me today, I experienced a very realistic wasp sting in my dream. FML
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which my abuser came back into my life… but with gothy makeup. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
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SwagPuppet 3
You better hope that shit doesn't come true!
RabidBunny 10
Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D
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Comments (136)
uglycrow 5
Oh don't be so full of yourself..
spacecake91_fml 5
That's crazy, i had the exactly same dream 6 months ago when I broke up with my ex! All my friends made fun of me When I told them about it! In my dream he hunted me in Paris (I live There) with a huge gun and I was like Lara Croft jumping on trains to avoid him.. And i actually thought it was real for 5 minutes When i Woke up. That's what you get for going out with psycho. FYL breaking up with him must have been really tricky for you :/
kriz_allizwell 6
one way, or another, im gonna find you, im gonna getchu getchu getchu getchu...
scottsteiner 1
shit goes back to thinking another plan ..
flyingfox408 0
Maybe you should be more scared by your egomania, OP.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Everyone saying OP is an egomaniac has obviously never heard of an abusive relationship. Sometimes when a person gets dumped, it's THEM that has the big ego, so they'd resort to stalking or doing any matter of frightening thing in retaliation. OP doesn't necessarily have a big ego; it's possible that her ex does. But it's still creepy if she thinks it's a possibility that her dream could happen...
misshoney2012 0
welcome to my life.
cherylnightmare 0
I would go with the circus idea. It seems fitting for me if I had that problem.
TianoWolf 4
nice guy u dated....
CapelliRossi 3
Ugh the same thing happens to me where I have nightmares about my crazy ex-husband.