Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. from a nightmare in which my stalker ex was my Uber driver, but I woke up before he killed me. I fell back asleep and woke up after several more people attacked me and I fought them off with pepper spray, and found out more people were looking for me because they got 13 years. FML
Today, my anxiety has been so bad, I have had vivid dreams of my boyfriend of 6 months cheating on me. This is not the first time these dreams have happened, and I know for a fact he is not cheating. My anxiety is going to turn me into the crazy girlfriend from hell. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I woke up with a scream of pain to find the reason I've had so many realistic dreams lately: my boyfriend has been messing with me in my sleep because he thinks my reactions are funny. For instance, when he pinched me today, I experienced a very realistic wasp sting in my dream. FML
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which my abuser came back into my life… but with gothy makeup. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
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SwagPuppet 3
You better hope that shit doesn't come true!
RabidBunny 10
Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D
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Comments (136)
greenie213 23
You mean he killed the cereal characters! NOOOOOO!!!!
Drizzelhell 3
I wud say its time to buy a firearm. Value your safety beacause not everyone else does.
greenie213 23
I completely agree with you but, it's likely that you just started a huge debate.
unknown_user5566 27
66- Not necessarily. I think most people can agree that guns are okay when it comes to protecting your well being, if you are indeed in actual danger.
bjf10 22
Sounds like it may be restraining order time.
sandrocampa 2
That's what you get for dating tools.
Attica 20
You're a jerk. You have no idea how long they dated. She could have left at the first red flag, for all you know. It's not her fault he's crazy!
kayluhannemarie 9
and he is your boyfriend why?
tinkrocks98 6
Reread this . EXboyfriend . You are like the 10th person that read this incorrecty .-.
scottsteiner 1
now that she is aware of my plan through her intuitive dream, i....must.....make....another one
mrnuleef 7
Wow... Good thing you're out of that relationship
hateevryone 15
That dream was warning you.
Leslier_fml 4
Well if you are really scared I would say its time to move. If you dont really wanna move then get a restraining order.
1soda1pOp1 6
I'd say sleep with one eye open, but I don't know if that would help you all that much.
Attica 20
I'm really sorry, OP. This happened to me too, a couple of years ago. In my nightmare, he was just after me, with a shotgun. I woke up freaking out because I realized it could happen. He was already stalking me for a long time after we broke up, so I was ready to up and move. I didn't end up moving, because thankfully he gave up awhile later, but I was more careful after that. Trust your instincts OP, and be very careful from now on! I wish you well.
unknown_user5566 27
I can't imagine having an ex-boyfriend come after me/stalk me. So sorry you had to go through that. Hopefully your future relationships end on a more positive and significantly less threatening note.
Attica 20
Thank you, I appreciate that. I hope so too.