Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. from a nightmare in which my stalker ex was my Uber driver, but I woke up before he killed me. I fell back asleep and woke up after several more people attacked me and I fought them off with pepper spray, and found out more people were looking for me because they got 13 years. FML
Today, my anxiety has been so bad, I have had vivid dreams of my boyfriend of 6 months cheating on me. This is not the first time these dreams have happened, and I know for a fact he is not cheating. My anxiety is going to turn me into the crazy girlfriend from hell. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I woke up with a scream of pain to find the reason I've had so many realistic dreams lately: my boyfriend has been messing with me in my sleep because he thinks my reactions are funny. For instance, when he pinched me today, I experienced a very realistic wasp sting in my dream. FML
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which my abuser came back into my life… but with gothy makeup. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
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SwagPuppet 3
You better hope that shit doesn't come true!
RabidBunny 10
Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D
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Comments (136)
mercsl65 7
preemptive strike. he will find you, but not if you find him first
DarkDaedalus009 8
run away!!!
tinkrocks98 6
Let's hope not ! If he really is this angry I suggest you do something about it before you get hurt! That must have been a bad breakup .
flutter4 7
I watch too much of the ID channel. These situations scare the shit out of me.
tinkrocks98 6
Haha !
noisebox 1
Time to split the scene before it's too late
br0ccoli 15
If that wouldn't surprise you for him to brutally kill you, it's time for a new boyfriend. Does he ever tell you not to search for gold in his backyard?
Bigmoneyshotz 0
To bad you can't get a restraining order for a bad dream but you can take a self defense course and a class for hand gun training get yourself a gun and presto the prey becomes the hunter!
CrashAndBurn44 6
May I suggest Prozac ?
lelo007 11
I can say from experience that restraining orders do not always work! It took jail time and him losing his job (we worked together, note: do NOT date co-workers) to finally leave my family and me alone. Maybe this will just stay a dream and you won't have any real life encounters like this with him!
flutter4 7
I hope it's just a dream. I once dated a guy that when we broke up he started to threaten my mom saying he was going to rape her and shit. It was really creepy and took a restraining order to keep him away.
lelo007 11
Wow, never had him say anything about rape!! But he told me he was God and the Devil, and that I would regret not being with him. So far, I feel pretty fortunate I didn't get stuck in that whacko's world!!
KiddNYC1O 22
I was always told to share my dreams/nightmares if I don't want them to come true.
Spiral_Thoughts 19
OP . . . what is your favourite scary movie? >:O