Scary and Miscellaneous: Spooked - FML

Spooked

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 05:08

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a makeshift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

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rhcpalex93 0

Monday 15 November 2010 12:03

hit it anyway!

TK1279 2

Monday 15 November 2010 12:07

Ellen Ripley? ha win

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gman90210 18

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:01

Ok how do you message people from here

smileyawesome 8

Monday 11 June 2012 6:56

Wait... What was printing in the dead of night??

munro627 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:28

Not FML worth.

emilymaeve 8

Friday 14 December 2012 18:25

You dismounted a lamp...,

Pinkraincoat 18

Wednesday 26 March 2014 7:31

At least you know you'd be able to deal with the real thing.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:55

Why was your printer printing something in the dead of night? Did you have something printing or did it just go off?

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