Dogs and Animals: Splashed out

Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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You deserved it 61 870

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By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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RIP

By Anon - 11/09/2023 17:00 - New Zealand

Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML

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You deserved it 1 080

By Jammy238 - 01/02/2010 05:27 - France

Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML

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You deserved it 3 741

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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You deserved it 39 054

By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 17:18 - United States - Birmingham

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

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You deserved it 21 369

By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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You deserved it 5 406

Cool banana!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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You deserved it 204

By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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You deserved it 3 977

What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 341

interventions 1

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

Comments

kingofgut 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:33

Oh unlucky.

Iwetmyself 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:12

your dog should help.

Kat_MS 0

Monday 23 February 2009 10:26

Lol yes its stupid but I've done similar things myself. 'Cept I was holding a rock in one hand and an apple in the other >.<. Ouch.

star_E_night_sky 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:11

This totally sounds like something I would be capable of. Way to go champ! ha ha

hejkinl7 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 0:49

i'm sorry about your phone but i have never actually laughed out loud from one of these until now.

jewley25 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:08

lmao !! This is totally the BEST one yet . Aha wow really because I could picture this completly happening to anyone. Love it .

kissmyass_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:31

#16: haha true #13: agree to disagree btw omg your story is hifuckinglarious!hahahaha i shared it on facebook but seriously,thats really ****** up.

Zonedout 2

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:36

I would so do something like that, I laughed so hard reading this. its like playing poker and eating potato chips and you accidently put a poker chip in your mouth instead of a potato chip.

Aviva1313 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:09

Just because they were throwing a stick into the river doesn't mean they were trying to drown their dog. Sticks float sometimes and even if they don't, they still hover a little more and take a lot longer to go down to the bottom than a phone which would just straight sink. Any way this is hilarious. Once I almost drank paint thinner because I had water in the other hand. Also, I've put my phone into the refridgerator atleast twice. #36 - lolarious

mrstonyoller 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:02

i was driving and i usually put my phone in my cup holder, so when i hung up i followed the same routine. little did i know my niece put a cup of milk she was drinking in the cupholder with the lid off.