Jonathan
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Denmark
Some things haven't changed
Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML
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seraphxchild 3
Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.
Dementos 2
That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL
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amybaby9090 0
my mom says the same thing.... she also calls me devils spawn.... f both our lives
soxgurl46 0
That sounds like something my parents would do...
KickItHigh 32
Um, they are. :P
cyphi1 2
If your mother can ban you from watching certain shows you're probably too young and shouldn't be watching them anyways. If that's not the case grow up and quit acting like a baby. You are obviously just immature.
BIONETICmaster 0
family guy maybe but simpsons?!
Tuesdays76 0
this is a case where people think that what you believe is somehow more important than who you are. I believe that god, Allah, or whatever creator you believe in doesn't care about what you believe in, what matters is what kind of impact you made in your life
pinedo39 0
it's true
bigantennaemay 3
Yo mama's a brainwashed, cultist BITCH!!!!! Slap that hoe, and show her you can watch whatever the hell you want!!!!!!
MaliceandMisery 4
Welcome to the community :(
AidanHU4L 0
Just showing us again that the bible is a price of crap