Jonathan
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Denmark
Some things haven't changed
Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML
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seraphxchild 3
Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.
Dementos 2
That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL
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denvan 0
Watch Futurama, King of the Hill, American Dad, or South Park
julian24245 0
Why is she letting you go to FML then? Isn't this site worse than family guy?
missryanmichelle 0
There is actually a book, and I have it right in front of me, called The Gospel According to The Simpsons. It talks about how religion is actually in like every episode, and it talks about religion in Family Guy too. Make your mom read it, it's actually kinda interesting.
yaoifangurl 0
sound like something my mom would say...
artsyfox 3
have they seen south park??? lol
kGoatly 0
Lol religious people
Logical23 1
no offense but your mom is a jesusfreak. i feel sorry that she will be preaching to you forever. she can try to get people to listen to her, but she cant and you, her son, will be the only person she can get to to feel good about herself believing in god. other than that i still respect her for being so forceful of her opinion
fluffysponges 0
I hate overly religious parents.
helenah 0
awh no): my parents did that because i sweared to them, a little while ago. fyl.
originalname1234 0
south park is better anyway