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Jonathan This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Denmark

Some things haven't changed

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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apocalyptic_1125 0

**** god, that nigga's a bitch

apocalyptic_1125 0

**** god, that nigga's a bitch

damn Bible thumpers

I feel like that's something a priest would say.

If you can't watch Family Guy or The Simpsons, what else is there?

Wtf. Ur mother is messed

Sounds like my Sisters! haha

You are so right. It's true your mom knows what she's talking about.

elizacandle 29

I'd condone her actions were she banning truly horrific shows such as the Jersey shore, honey boo boo, or some Kardashian show.

My mom is the same way. I can't even listen to Rock without a lecture on how it's the devils music..