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Jonathan This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Denmark

Some things haven't changed

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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Haha. My mom didn't let me watch those either when I was young

CynthiaMeAtSix 7

if you believe in illuminati, it's kinda true…

Welcome to my childhood, that was my mum exactly. I think it actually helped my attention span, so you shouldn't complain. I watch both pretty much every day now that I live on my own. :)

my mom says EXACTLY the same thing. lord. mothers are freakin' crazy..

no way lil my dad did the same exact thing xD

I get the feeling that she had been doing some research on the Illuminati and Devil Worshipers...

Destinyxwvut 0

There's always South Park?

Did she forget to take her meds?

mom, meet ned flanders