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Jonathan This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Denmark

Some things haven't changed

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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Lol hahaha ur mom is geeeeeeeä

I hate religious nuts!

Zeb_McBride 0

and your old enough for your own FML account?? FYL x10

el_chicharito_14 0

my mom thinks that to lol. but she thinks COD is the devils conspiracy against gods children :P

Watch American Dad and The Cleveland Show. Same thing, made by the same people, just as good!

try showing her south park . . . she might unbann you

GeneralMotors 23

well it is true. just don't let your parents see u watch the shows.

she's not joking. it's true

There was maybe one person who thought she was joking, however, her being serious does not means she is right.

left out South Park.

Pakigrl18 0

she's right. that show if full of crap, makes you more corrupt.