FML : Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's...

Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ProFesser - / Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:00 /

Transportation

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By CrazyChiC42 | 10

#7430674 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:26

Don't make it worse. Tell him immediately so you can clean up the coffee before it stains. It is far better than having a hardass military guy believing you broke his window and stained seats on purpose.

By BrianCMullin | 3

#7430754 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:20

Yeah so a pebble can hit my windshield at 40 mph and do nothing but a thermos falling out of your hand can smash through it and pour all of the contents out? Not believeable. I hate when lies get posted

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By readingrachel | 9

#7430656 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:06

Deny deny deny

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7430673 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:26

Tell him it was a terrorist drive by.

By CrazyChiC42 | 10

#7430674 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:26

By RichardPencil | 25

#7430713 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 18:35

Aw, I'm sorry. You're gonna get fragged.

By ashilyy24 | 8

#7430751 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:15

That is the most unfortunate thing.

By BrianCMullin | 3

#7430754 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

hey_micky | 8

#7431594 - Thursday 30 March 2017 10:21

well mine is made from stainless steel so it absolutely could break a window

By HalfLit | 17

#7430774 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:53

What the hell is that mug made of that it broke through a windshield?

needagoodlaugh | 34

#7430784 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:14

If the window already had a weak spot and the mug hit it just right it could cause it to break. The odds are low but that's what bad luck is all about.

kirkaygri | 18

#7430796 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:34

They didn't say windshield...

ArmyVet1 | 16

#7431476 - Thursday 30 March 2017 4:09

probably a yeti. They're extremely strong and durable

By Etweens96 | 24

#7430803 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:45

Just go ahead let him know, apologize and offer to pay for the damage. It's best you be up front about it instead of being scared and not

By SouperMan14 | 4

#7430859 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:34

I kinda believe OP because I have a metal coffee mug that's pretty dense and wouldn't surprise me if could break a window

By soulreaper12296 | 28

#7431116 - Wednesday 29 March 2017 16:07

Well you know, you could just tell him about it immediately and offer to pay for the window instead of worrying about how pissed he'll be because he's a "military hard-ass".