Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
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seba7236 21
She deserved it. She was driving illegal, and its not your fault that she's stupid
WCARlover 35
She does a hit and run and everyone is mad at you? Screw them OP, I hope she pays for every last cent of damage to your car.
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Comments (64)
wisconsinfml 3
red flag, this is the way that family is going to deal with everything, you will be blamed. find a new boyfriend because it does not get better
cornwallus24 8
I would tell "everyone to kiss my ass"!
ohsnapword 21
Boy, they all sound like winners.
dougschoonmaker 20
She shouldn't have drove off how were you Supposed to know that she was the one driving the car
TheJuan1212 2
Don't worrt OP she deserved it. I hope all goes well and she pays every last cent of the bill.
Simply_Imprrfect 5
Without any concern for personal or long term damage on you or the fact you'd have to pay yourself for hit and run repairs....So what the balancing act is you keep your mouth shut and they get mad at her, or just shrug it off? Sounds like a no win OP I'm sorry.
ajs828 8
OP, you definitely do *not* want this family as in-laws. Is your boyfriend one of them mad at you? If so, definitely ditch him. The whole clan sounds like a bunch of assholes. Glad you're ok tho... You definitely did the right thing here!!
buttcramp 21
It's not like you knew it was her. You did the right thing, OP.
nemcali 34
I have never seen such a consensus of comments and I could not agree more. Be proud of yourself for doing the right thing, scree this silly family and dump your boyfriend if he is siding with them!
vb68_fml 28
She got herself into trouble.FYL