Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
How does. This happen? Watches are designed to stay on your wrist. Did you get a shitty third-party band? Was your band not fastened properly? Is your butt made of spikes?
cbchawks 14
you stand up to wipe? I dont know everything that goes on in a bathroom, but I'll give this a try
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Comments (15)
tounces7 28
Apple product, that's where it belongs anyway.
Leah Davey 7
you deserve it for getting an apple watch in the first place...
devi_916 39
Well, that's money down the drain.
Billie-Jo 9
WARNING: Please always remember too, remove. All forms of wrist watches before wiping your ass.