Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were at a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Top comments
lil_emo_emu 0
That isn't that bad. Atleast he wasn't making you pay :)
dwhite312 0
be glad someone spent $100 on a first date for you, when it's just a dinner.
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Comments (433)
iherduliekmudkip 1
100 pounds? $200? What the **** kind of restaurant did you go to? I hope the Queen herself was ur waitress for that kind of money.
Cierra657 0
umm he insited on paying the bill you idiot.
kingdomhearts3 0
If he's spending $200 on you on a first date, then **** how bad he is at math...he must be the ritziest muthafucka in town
completedumbass 0
hmm $100on dinner? thts a lot of food.....
cupcakes729 7
ummm $15???
Java6Nerd 10
He pays £100 for dinner? Just keep dating 'till the money runs out.
aly88snts06 4
One word: ungrateful
Kornlover 9
How much food did you eat? Adding in the tip that's almost $200. I hope you went with more people.
ella868 0
Expensive meal
lolliepop 2
How is that a fml? You're just being a bitch.