Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML
Today, my ex-wife, who I have a 1000-yard restraining order against since she threatened my new wife and our kids, moved into a house down the street. The police say they can't do anything because her house is more than 1000 yards from mine. It's 1012 yards away. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
So I can get a restraining order on whoever I want for whatever reason and they won't even bother to investigate or hold a court? Awesome!
USMC2LTS00N 0
how far away is the restraint saying yo stay away?
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DuchessAngel37 0
While this is most likely fake.... temporaty protection orders are "just handed out". It's a case of police covering their asses, in case someone does turn out to be crazy. So this guy probably doesn't have a legal RO against him, but there will be a hearing to determine whether or not he should. It won't go through, of course, but it's there.
Mr_schadenfreude 0
I fell sorry for you dude, but i have found the solution: give free logic courses after class.
AwSidney 0
How many feet or whatever, and hopefully she doesn't sign up for a math class, and why don't you call the woman and say that you live across the street for six years?
spktr 1
Surely you pointed out this circumstantial evidence to the court system? Then sue for defamation?
w_h_a_l_e 0
i want to know how you, a teacher, got off at "4:30"
rttr 18
Grading, planning for tommirrow, helping other students, etc
fuzz97 23
durrr
boredgirl_02 14
i really dont get how you dont know who your neighbors are anymore. I dont know them all, but I at least pay attention to their faces. If a teacher lived across the street Id know that the first week of school. I understand being paranoid but this girl is stupid.
seanb1216 0
See everyone does hate math
NickyK 25
I have to say it sounds fake.
okieraider71 4
Try driving without your penis sticking out. Creep.