Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML
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Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I was filling out an application for a job at a local pet store. At the end of it, they wanted a paragraph about any pets I had. After a while, I found myself finishing a 3-page essay about them. That's the longest essay I've ever written. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML
Today, there's a company I want to get a job at, and I've worked for a long time to get in. However, I realized that in the test task I'd been doing for almost a month, there was a small mistake in my calculations that makes all my results false. And, of course, I'd already sent this task to HR two days ago. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML
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boredinjp 15
Not: "Submit and reread" but "Reread and submit."
ClaireWinchester 17
Proofreading is always a good idea
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Comments (58)
dRUMsKELETON 12
Shit happens. I'm sure they might laugh, but that shouldn't affect whether or not you get the internship. Good luck! :)
perdix 29
Now they know why all their junk food went missing and you never gained a pound :) Mystery solved!
ChildishHumor 4
at least they know you're a motivated poop taker
dumblecore 5
''you know nothing jon snow''
perdix 29
Now Jon expects you to spend 3 months on the bottom . . . it's only fair. It's his turn!
HeartOfLead 24
I recommend a lot more fiber in your diet, OP. All jokes aside, with all that spent on there, you could've at least revised it. Multi-tasking helps.
Calingaladha 21
After three months on the jon, I'd hope you would have accomplished a lot. To do otherwise might be very uncomfortable.
metalhedcop 6
Spell check works wonders dude lol. Sorry for the embarrassment it will cause, but it is somewhat funny.
akakennedy 16
Spell and grammar check. One click! Voila!
Bludude4 10
Well the "n" key IS right next to the "b" key... XD