Friends, Facebook, Social Media and Love: She goes to another school

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:37

That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?

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Kershaw45 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 6:57

You need to prove this why?

jenaayy 7

Thursday 19 December 2013 9:46

You don't Need to Prove the World shit.

DrKoz 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 11:52

But why would your left hand refuse to take a photo with you???

allstarrider 14

Thursday 19 December 2013 12:34

Did u offer her money also?

Shade1982 20

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:14

Did you also interrupt her class with flowers, balloons and chocolates, then sang a song to her you wrote yourself for your one-year anniversary?

The_Hula_Monster 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:52

Plot twist: OP is a stalker that has only convinced themselves they have a girlfriend. Hence the hesitation to take a picture from the "girlfriend".

ccdude14 4

Thursday 19 December 2013 14:45

I personally hate taking pictures. She may feel the same. That does suck op but ignore your friends as they are only teasing.

Alexthegreat475 13

Thursday 19 December 2013 18:10

Why wont she take a picture? Wierd

Devul143 12

Thursday 19 December 2013 20:30

A) your girlfriend is a twat B) Your friends are douches C) Dump them all.

raspberryboo 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 20:50

lare u the same guy that interrupted ur "girlfriends" class for yalls anniversary

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