Today, my husband waited until our honeymoon to reveal his scat fetish, because he didn’t want me to think he was too weird to marry. FML
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Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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1known 31
If you are into that too (though I doubt it), great for you! But being married to him doesn’t mean he got to do his fetish with you or anyone else, or that you have to try. He’s an adult and therefore can control himself.
RichardPencil 30
Who gives a shit? :D Does he shit in his hand in the shower and throw it in the toilet? There's a girl that does that. Trade places with her!
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RichardPencil 30
Who gives a shit? :D Does he shit in his hand in the shower and throw it in the toilet? There's a girl that does that. Trade places with her!
1known 31
If you are into that too (though I doubt it), great for you! But being married to him doesn’t mean he got to do his fetish with you or anyone else, or that you have to try. He’s an adult and therefore can control himself.
Marcella1016 31
Jesus Christ this whole time I was like how in the hell do you have a cat fetish? So you like...********** to pictures of cats? How do you involve a partner? Is it some kind of Furry thing? Went back and read “scat”....God, that is so much worse. Hope you love him, OP!
JackWood 20
Me thinks this isn't his one and only deception.
mskeptik 12
He isn't too weird to divorce, is he?
catalysty 21
oof that's a tough one. hopefully it's not a deal breaker that he's into it if you're not
dasin 18
well dont kiss him after eating shot and good luck on not getting pink eye