Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
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Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41
In a situation like this, run. And don’t look back.
YouShouldDuck 1
crazy chick alert. ride that roller coaster as long as you can but get off before it derails.
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Comments (19)
davecross 11
Your lucky she just not talking to you. If I had made you done something to me in my own head I would have kicked you in the balls
buckdharma 37
She'll get the dream police on your ass. Especially if you pulled some kind of cheap trick.
PenguinPal3017 19
They live inside of my head.
Cody Mont Lundgreen 4
This is too good .... would you be interested in sharing this little story with me on my podcast that I'm starting? I can give you more details if you're interested
draghkar 18
I believe the technical term for that is “being in a relationship with a woman“.
Kryostrife 7
If she is stupid enough to get mad over something like that be grateful for the silence
GhostFox 33
Yeah, that's not a good sign for your relationship. Not only is she blaming you for something that you didn't do, but she's refusing to communicate about the problem except to try to use it as a guilt trip. I'd put some serious thought into if you want to continue a relationship with someone that throws out that many red flags in one go.
Ih8teenageangst 19
Enjoy the silence!