Sports and Health: Shady tactics

Shady tactics

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Rowville

Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 843

You deserved it 3 090

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By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 187

You deserved it 3 474

No Gareth Thomas

By Anonymous - 23/03/2022 06:00

Today, my family are really into rugby so I tried out for a local team. It didn't go well, and afterwards I couldn’t find my dad anywhere. It turns out he was so embarrassed by my sheer incompetence, he got in his car and drove away. I had to walk 9 miles home, which isn’t easy in rugby boots. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 259

You deserved it 132

Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

I agree, your life sucks 565

You deserved it 686

Prank culture

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 031

You deserved it 173

By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 640

You deserved it 7 983

By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 421

You deserved it 4 234

Cocobananas

By Phil - 14/04/2022 10:00

Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 822

You deserved it 83

By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 969

You deserved it 32 440

Not the rugby team!

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 10:00

Today, at dinner, I stumbled over the words of the prayer and my dad is now convinced I’m losing interest in my religious responsibilities. To “bring me back to the Lord” he is trying to force me to break up with my girlfriend and quit the rugby team. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 078

You deserved it 126

By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

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You deserved it 2 417

cgguardian 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:06

This is where you play the "MOOOOOOOM!!!" card.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:09

That's some good old fashioned tough love. Get back on the field and slam his ass back.

Comments

Albarufus 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 9:37

"Hmm I have to win, so I'll just scar my son for the rest of his life!". The daddy of the year will be mailed to your house shortly.

kait11 16

Saturday 9 February 2013 11:47

I'm sure he loves you! He's probably just really competitive- I know when I play games or sports I say things I don't really mean. I Just sometimes get caught up in the moment.

alitbaby 14

Saturday 9 February 2013 13:39

oh my! my mother's like that with basketball, OP. I feel your pain :(

wanderingshopper 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 15:37

Most dads are extremely competitive. They hate for their kids to lose, but hate losing TO their kids even more.

coolboy675 16

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:10

Couldn't help but think of Base-ketball here.

stubrnirishiiiii 7

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:15

All joking aside and snide comments as well I would tell your dad (when he's calm and not being competitive) that what he says is extremely hurtful and way out of line to say. Parents generally take those conversations seriously. He probably doesn't realize he's being over zealous.... Hopefully

stubrnirishiiiii 7

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:17

And if that doesn't work.... Try even harder to really whoop his ass! Then maybe he'll say you r great offspring instead of an accident! Hahaha

bubble_burst 16

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:21

Oi! If he resorted to cheap shots to win, you could've used some of your own... like yeah mom told me as much, but don't worry you were not involved in that one.