Argument and Love: Set the scene - FML

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:17

She's a career oriented girl, that much is clear..

2random 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:12

classy

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shaubygal 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 9:56

hey dumbass you ARE number 7 and woman aren't slags you just an asshole

tyrn46 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:54

Lol

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 11 November 2011 21:41

Its BLACKMAIL TIME!!!!

machetegonzales 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:25

Was the boss female or male?

corocoro 30

Monday 12 August 2013 16:00

Make a picture. Upload it and send the link to her workplace's contact address. Watch magic happen.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:47

I hope you mean ex-girlfriend

RandomAndCrazy 11

Saturday 7 December 2013 13:40

I would of tied her hands behind her back and her legs together then put a vibrator in her while recording and get her drunk boss the hell out..

chongoa49 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 17:56

sorry man that sucks. screw her.

Rosbaugh 7

Tuesday 8 April 2014 21:08

wow. . I'm sorry that's horrible

Ilikepie82479 20

Thursday 21 August 2014 4:27

Woah

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