Auntie Katrina
Philippines
Scythe control
Today, I caught three burglars in our house. I screamed, trying to get my husband and adult son to wake up. The burglars fled, badly wounded after being fought off by my skinny nine year-old niece with two gardening sickles. My muscular husband and overweight son were both still in bed, pretending to be asleep. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
You might want to get a dog..
Yudith 25
Offer some ice cream and self-defense lessons to your daughter. You have a great soldier/security guard/MMA fighter in the making right there.
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smoochmysnoot 6
You might want to get a dog..
Charlie Given 26
Don't you mean Ex-husband & son?
Yudith 25
Offer some ice cream and self-defense lessons to your daughter. You have a great soldier/security guard/MMA fighter in the making right there.
Chazzster 29
Funny, male aggression is “toxic” except when you expect them to defend you. … The truth is that bravery and cowardice comes in all sizes and genders - As you learned from this. … Personally I keep an “equalizer” safely stored by my bed - And a Katana on the wall in the den.