Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my extremely lazy colleague received a promotion with benefits, while I was fired for "not being a team-player". I had stayed quiet about her constant negative behaviour because my supervisor had said we needed to "have each other's backs". While I was protecting hers, she put a knife in mine. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, half of my office urged me to file a complaint against a coworker for aggressive behaviour, so I did. Less than 24 hours later, HR gave him a real dressing down and the whole office turned against me for ratting on him to management. FML
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FMLshark 12
Well, she certainly sounds like a charming woman. "Horrible Bosses" came to mind.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Wow. I'm so sorry. Find a a way to get your boss in trouble! That is extremely unbusiness like and frankly, she sounds like a terrible boss.
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Comments (154)
OhMinty 5
God what a dick
FireFlie07 20
Don't you have HR? Stuff like that is illegal in the US. I would guess it would be in Canada too.
Chawsey 4
Sue her. That's slander
shrdlu 28
Your boss is essentially claiming that higher management (has she mentioned names or positions?) promotes employees for sexual favors. I don't think higher management (especially anyone she's named) is going to like that any more than you do... so tell them.
perdix 31
Any press is good press ;) If you have a reputation as a corporate *****, you'll get more attention than the hard-working mouse you really are.
GothInside 6
I'd start carrying a small digital recorder in my pocket & get her talking about someone then turn her in to human resources! I'm pretty sure any decent company has rules against the way ur boss it! Probably nobody has had the testicles to report all the things she does cuz if the powers that be knew I can't believe they would let her continue! They're playing with multiple harrassment suits! Or if u dint wanna fo the recorder thing, write an anonymous letter (make sure u word it in a way that it's not obvious it's u) & lay out ALL the shit she pulls! At least someone would be aware & possibly start an investigation!
OhMinty 5
Yea i hope the op reads this.
stej1985 3
to be fair, I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen anymore, but if I'm wrong, fair played either way.. hard getting a decent job these days...I'd do it only my boss is a guy lol
ecascio2010 9
Call HR and report her for harrassment.
alig203 5
Yeah, I'm not sure but I think you can get her in trouble for that, if you have a union rep I suggest you speak to him/her. noone should have to deal with that bullshit at work.
angelgurl0189 1
Call your local employment standards office they can get into a lot of trouble it's workplace harassment