Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my extremely lazy colleague received a promotion with benefits, while I was fired for "not being a team-player". I had stayed quiet about her constant negative behaviour because my supervisor had said we needed to "have each other's backs". While I was protecting hers, she put a knife in mine. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, half of my office urged me to file a complaint against a coworker for aggressive behaviour, so I did. Less than 24 hours later, HR gave him a real dressing down and the whole office turned against me for ratting on him to management. FML
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FMLshark 12
Well, she certainly sounds like a charming woman. "Horrible Bosses" came to mind.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Wow. I'm so sorry. Find a a way to get your boss in trouble! That is extremely unbusiness like and frankly, she sounds like a terrible boss.
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Comments (154)
RKD 23
I wouldn't worry about him. It will catch up with him sooner or later! I agree with #133, unless your boss really starts to cause you problems, then you may have to look into recourse like going to HR or up the ladder!
HonestWalnut 3
Well I wouldn't really reccomend it but at this point.Make one up about him.Make it really crafty >=)
doby199 6
Call the board of labor and file a hostel work environment claim
freshx_fml 6
Go to HR.
CaptainCasper 2
Maybe your boss is actually Michael Scott
IceCreamMage 17
Punch her in her smug face and start the story of "The ***** who spread rumors."
TcheQ 12
File an official complaint with her superiors.
stiletto_fml 0
There's a lawsuit if you'd like
kigit 1
It's called slander and is against the law...file charges.
Bebbo_fml 21
If this was in Canada (it doesn't say for me if it is or not) OP can file a compaint saying they're experiencing workplace violence (i.e. poisoned environment), and hr and the company would have to put a stop to it.