Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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camartinez23 0
who's bullying who now? ;)
omgshaylaaa 0
one word. karma.
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Bobdoleomega 0
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shoulda swirlied him
girlygirl1299 0
lol karma
ladlesman 0
WASTELAND JUSTICE
plasmicmac 6
amrak.
matt5217 4
^
likeyourelooking 6
Hahahah why did this get thumbs down votes!?
aardvarkish 17
They must not know the thrill. Some of my favorite ambushes were served justice from the decks of an amtrak.
kut19 6
marines aren't mean...usually.
WillKill4Beer 0
The POG Marines are nice, not the Grunt (Infantry) Marines aren't FYI. (Former Grunt myself, FYI.)
eprieto 0
grunts are sweethearts
justalilrandom2 4
POGs are often the biggest try yards in my experience, they want to over compensate for the fact that they are desk warriors. Especially the "water dogs", I met one a while back, my god I couldn't get far enough away fast enough. The TL comic is so true.
saint556 4
us grunts just want to be loved..... lol
stevenlesage 0
Grunts are retards who try to win over people by what they do bc they just about failed the ASVAB. in the 10yrs I've been in the Marines there the only ones that think there shut don't stink. I've done more deployments and seen more shit then most will ever do. Stop talking shuts about POG's bc when you need anything were the ones that get it to you.
CrazyGirl445 4
my grandpa can be. Vietnam veteran (:
anorexicbarbie 8
Who ******* cares? My brother is going to be an ARMY Ranger and I'm doing ROTC and psych ops, but we're still serving the country.
Ieatpeople17 0
Yeah right 160, have fun playing that video game
MysLys 0
Says the guy with a half naked photo.... Not ALL of anybody can be categorized as you're saying. If you want to be prejudice then you are the asshole.
nellie36 0
hey dumbass I scored high enough on the asvab to get any MOS I wanted and i chose an infantry contract so watch your ****** mouth they aren't all dumb
UmbraeCatervae 0
******* a man, i totally agree i scored for any job in the corps and i CHOSE Infantry. ppl assuming we are all dumb is bullshit,
WillKill4Beer 0
Same here. I scored high but wanted to do what a REAL Marine does and that's kill bodies! Rah?!...
ImanAzol 4
That depends on your definition, and on you. If you spend your career constantly bitching about how much it sucks being infantry, and how your dick is bigger than everyone else's, and how unfair it is, after voluntarily choosing it, then you're a moron regardless of your ASVAB. If you kick ass and do a good job, then you'll be called "Colonel."
leeroyfan101 5
So how did you pass the ASVAB? I mean you can't even type a coherent sentence properly. So much for trying to claim intellectual superiority.
stupidloginname 0
sounds like you wish you were a grunt ;)
texxan87 0
I concur! some of us just wanted to join the real usmc, not just play g.I. Joe
HurleyCarlton 0
Go mess with an 0311 and tell me how that turns out for ya..........
chimcharx3 15
everyone says karma. I SAY JUSTICE
BabbiiLovvee 0
way to be different
IscoreOnU 19
He failed to say what he had done with his life. Living in the shadow of the nerd.
fatalkiss 0
What the **** did you expect? **** your life? Yeah. Because karma is a bitch & that's what you get.
nimihyel 4
and what have you done with your life?
oliver86 8
probably workin at maccas
irishman1733 0
no he works for geek squad
pooyoyo 0
he works at subway. 5 dollar footlong! ;)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Working at 7-11.
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
hah.. good maybe he can kick your ass now..