Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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camartinez23 0
who's bullying who now? ;)
omgshaylaaa 0
one word. karma.
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VandalHeartX 0
Speaking as someone who was bullied all through school, I hope you get the same treatment you gave him: I hope you spend every moment in his presence in constant, gripping fear and can't think of anything but how to get as far away from him as possible. Karma, justice, fate, or coincidence, it doesn't matter what you call it. I'm glad you're saying FML.
bfmv95mm 0
you totally deserve it for being a bully. haha karma at it's finest.
Raddaya 3
Sue the shit out of him if he so much as touches you :D
GreenMuzz 0
yeah, im a lawyer and you have rights to sue him op
cc_the_beast 6
Yeah! Listen to the lawyer!
ProhibitionRose 14
OP never said the Marine touched him. "I'm suing you for defending my freedom". STFU.
thebatboy 4
you are an asshole. this is how you treat military? you deserve to be kicked in the nuts.
Raddaya 3
It's not treating anyone. He hits you, you sue him. It's as simple as that. Just because he's the military doesn't change the laws. Also, @prohibition, notice how I said IF.
Vito38 0
your gay go kill yourself
Time2spare 0
I know this is karma, and OP does deserve to get his ass kicked, but i can imagine he didn't, on the count of he's still alive, and posting the FML which can mean he wasn't hurt.
geeksaresexy 18
It isn't karma..
LilaBear 2
HA. YDI... big time.
PGDesigns 0
you're the reason why he kills
yellow12345 0
pay backs a bitch, you definitely deserve it!
Marinewife0369 0
nice to see a Marine showing you that no matter how jacked up you treated him that he is the better man. I hope you thanked him for his service.
bballchamp43 0
haha this is wat wud go down if he did that Marine: I remember you. OP: Me too! Thanks for serving. Marine: Are you trying to be a kiss-ass? OP: no Marine: Stop lying. OP: I'm n- Marine proceeds to shove OP's head up his ass, literally.
Mokiikom_fml 8
LOL
Herboski1315 0
Haha Semper Fidelis. Better hope he's not Recon.
loovemylife 7
It isn't karma, and karma isn't a bitch, it teaches people a lesson. You completely deserve that, didn't quite get away with bullying him now did you?