Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I was at my school's choir concert, sitting in the audience with some people I had classes with. A guy with a really long beard walked in and I pointed him out to the guy next to me, saying, "Get a load of Duck Dynasty." He replied, "Yeah, that's my dad." FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
SimplyBird 9
Maybe you should give him "the talk"
darwinism 30
Well, the only way you can thank him is by dressing up as a panda and accompanying him to work. Have fun OP
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Comments (69)
TogeBara 12
YOU SAT THERE AND DIDN'T DEFEND YOU OWN FATHER??? You deserve any embarrassment that comes your way. Honestly, you'll regret not spending more time with him someday. My father was at everything I did, he pranked my band teacher in school by hijacking his PA frequency and belching in front of the entire band just as the teacher was about to talk. Accept your parent for who they are and they become much less embarrassing.
emiluh 8
Next time dont bring him to a concert ;)
jh921971 10
As soon as a father finds out his kid is embarrassed of him, he will run with it. It's happening to you.
sabrinalynn22 19
That's rough
p007 12
Parents are embarrassing. For some of them its their second job.
Link5794 18
RoaRawR 6
TO be fair, if it was justin bieber concert I would also put on a wig and try not be reconised..... if you want him to suffer that kidna thing, he deserve the right to make you suffer for it to?
Danfran_1147 10
At least he was there having fun! I'm sure you enjoyed it regardless
basscannon98 6
Yikes...
JazNim17 18
That's okay. My dad insists to total strangers that Bigfoot is real. My uncle once wore a clown wig and rainbow suspenders to pick his daughters up from school. I'm sure just about everyone in the world has an "embarrassing dad" story. Embrace it, think of it as something to tell the grandkids one day.