Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I was at my school's choir concert, sitting in the audience with some people I had classes with. A guy with a really long beard walked in and I pointed him out to the guy next to me, saying, "Get a load of Duck Dynasty." He replied, "Yeah, that's my dad." FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
SimplyBird 9
Maybe you should give him "the talk"
darwinism 30
Well, the only way you can thank him is by dressing up as a panda and accompanying him to work. Have fun OP
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Comments (69)
Vidrill 22
Tell you what, if that's the worst he does, you should still feel grateful... I've heard of much more disappointing parents!
abhi95 31
Some FMLs just need follow up..! I
Hiimhaileypotter 53
And a lot of them get follow-ups.
renaee 13
So your dad is a little out there. Own it!! He won't be here forever so love him while you can.
rocker_chick105 31
Exactly. I wouldn't want to remember my parents for being normal. They may embarrass you now, but it makes for great stories later!
worldclassrager 41
It's his style....or swag as we say now...
ZY1431 24
hah being a father myself I'd do the same
nickn426 14
You might want to ask him to wait in the car next time.
Dthsapprntc 23
OP: "Dad, please just wait in the car!" Dad: "Pfft, like hell, I paid for the tickets, I'm going in." OP: "Dad, stay in the car." Dad: "I'm the parent, you're the child. I tell you what to do, not the other way around. Now lets rock this joint." OP: "Please kill me......."
alissa222 15
if my kid was enough of a brat to ask me to stay in the car id probably tell THEM to.
smokecloud_ 37
I think 26 was joking. On an unrelated note, I really only replied to tell 26 that you have a beautiful shepherd in your picture!
tranced_ 45
wow I wish my dad took me to a concert I'd embarrass him in ways he wouldn't imagine 3:)
derjoachim 6
"Today, I was forced to accompany my ingrate of a son to a shitty concert. Instead of thanking me, he goes to fmylife to bitch about me. FML"
alycion 39
Even as an adult, when I'm out with my dad he does things that could be embarrassing. I find it amusing and we usually laugh about it. He's a goof. And I love him for it. I wouldn't trade those moments for anything. I'm glad they moved near me so I can have more if them. Just takes practice turning the embarrassing moments into fun ones.
cakefete2 31
This is one of the best comments I've read in a while. Thank you.
DanielleinDC 34
I don' t know if the FYL is because you were at a concert with your dad or because of what he was wearing.