Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
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Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML
Today, I told my husband I was making a points system for him to earn sex by doing chores and favors. He said, "Okay, I'll make one for dates. Every time you go five days without whining or nagging me, you get a date." I give up. FML
Today, my wife flat out refuses to have sex with me, ever. Most days it's "What have you done to earn sex?" then when I point out all I do (pay bills, work hard, take care of her, the kids and the house) it's, "Oh, so that means I owe you sex?" I even got that excuse on my birthday. FML
Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
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tanekdrachonae 19
Guess you should get to work then.
MelTheGreat 23
Sweep or weep.
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anyoldnamewilldo 23
I'm torn on whether this is a FYL or a YDI due to lack of information. I hate hearing of women using sex to get what they want. (Yes, I know that a lot do, but it makes me somewhat ashamed of my gender.) That being said, if she has asked you to help out and you have repeatedly ignored her requests or made promises just to not follow through....YDI. If she has tried and nothing has worked she probably feels this is the only way to get through to you. If she has just hinted around instead of asking outright and has jumped right into this method, then FYL.
aznpeaks 7
Wait her out?
spoo 24
Sounds like you need to make a chart for things she wants you to do. Mow yard - xyz favors fix plumbing problem - abc Per hour with inlaws - 123 you get the idea..... She needs to realize ways she takes you for granted
petergozinya37 8
Ditch the bitch and find yourself a nice boyfriend.
cwbygmer 2
seriously if my wife did that I would be filing divorce papers, never know what she is doing when you aren't home
kevin1991wp 1
Divorce the bitch on principle for controlling your ass. Then punch yourself in the balls for even thinking to follow such a ludicrous suggestion.
bertamay 6
That's ****** up
Fiori4 20
Not sure if I like this or hate it... There's a war going on in my head on what side to take on this.
howdoilogin 9
You sir, need a divorce. She's clearly not interested in you as a person.
touch_phobia 13
Chances are- and I could be wrong here- you probably weren't doing your share of the housework. Or maybe you are doing your share, but it isn't noticeable. Or your wife is crazy...