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By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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You deserved it 88 156

Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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You deserved it 2 848

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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You deserved it 16 173

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 41 203

Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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You deserved it 6 735

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

You played yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 096

You deserved it 49 188

Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

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You deserved it 3 692

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

iliketurdles 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:03

Doesn't matter. Still won.

sierra142 19

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:08

Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.

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sexaaydino 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:41

Aww don't worry about it, we all make a silly mistake sometime in our lives! I know I have ^_^

bkirby 4

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:07

Wow. Nice size boobs in ur pic;)

drivemysoul19 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:50

Don't be embarrassed, you booked it like hell, be proud :)

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:10

If that is the worst thing that happened today, it was a great day.

Dawnxxoo 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:11

LOL fail!

perdix 29

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:16

The race did start. You were the only contestant in the Heavyweight Division.

Zadeth 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:20

You still won. They're just jealous.

demondog562 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 14:12

They were so stunned at how fast you were they just forgot to move.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 14:13

It started, you were just so fast that they just looked like they weren't moving. Basic science.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:05

Ya, that's funny. Been there done that. Except I was the skinny poor kid with no personality.

toricakes 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:38

I would just leave lmao I don't get why people were cheering though

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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML

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Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML

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