Alcohol, Cars, Computers and Transportation: Priorities

Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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You deserved it 39 635

By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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ItsAshxD 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:43

Well, at least you saved the vodka, because now you can go drink away the pain.

k43L1 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:42

laptop case. buy it. use it. love it.

Comments

macfarley 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:00

hopefully it was some really kickass vodka. like really really kickass, like that diva stuff that's filtered through crushed diamonds.

bored690 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:01

HAHAHAHAH DID SOMEONE SAY ALCO!!!

Subjectzero 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:04

now why was your laptop on top of your pile of shit?

zaq857 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:05

I have a question: did u see the laptop falling first and you then got the vodka? cause if u did youre retarted

JohnByeBye 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:15

Lol if you're going to use the word "retarded" out of context at least spell it right. =O

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 20 November 2009 2:13

vodka. laptop. vodka. LAPTOP its nice that u thought to save alcohol then an expensive laptop

Erindub 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:24

Was it at least good Vodka? I mean come on!

wingedspiritus 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:25

Wow, the people here... Obviously, this wouldn't be an FML if he valued his vodka more than his laptop. The vodka was the first thing that started to fall, so she caught it. Is there something wrong with drinking vodka? I don't think so. And if in her case it's an alcoholic disorder, it's not in your place to judge her :/ FYL OP, sometimes it happens too fast for some of us to react in time.

myfriend_youfail 3

Friday 20 November 2009 3:41

The fact that you cannot agree with yourself on the poster's gender, wingedspiritus, is slightly amusing to me. :D *Note: this was meant to be in good humor. No offense was intended*

_aspidochelon_ 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:25

I agree, why the vodka??? if your laptop was falling (why was it teetering on top of a pile of stuff anyway?) then why on earth did you go for the completely *replaceable* bottle of vodka instead of your laptop? still, chances are that you can salvage the HD and not lose all your stuff...

buckfasthero 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:27

Screw your laptop. As long as the vodka was safe.

capthavoc123 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:27

The next time this happens, you know what you do? Like every other intelligent person in the world, you turn around in the driver's seat, reach into the back, and straighten shit up before you open the door.