Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, my friend dragged me out of a movie because they swore a bit and there was drug use. Apparently, she's a Mormon now, and, "doesn't want her values compromised." This from the same girl who tried to get me to try crack a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my hot Mormon neighbors can be gay, but they can’t act on it. FML
Today, I answered the door to two Mormon girls from America. I live in the UK and am not religious at all, but I was too polite to slam the door and ended up letting them in. An hour later, a copy of 'The Book of Mormon' and 'My Pathway to Baptism' and I think I'm now a Mormon. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I went to a friend's party, only to realize I was in the wrong apartment, after getting the address confused. Instead of awkwardly leaving, I stayed for a bit and pretended I was someone’s cousin. I was oddly suspicious that no one noticed me mingling, but then it turned out to be a shady MLM recruitment party for a leggings company. FML
Today, my church friends ditched me to go skiing with a bunch of jewish basketball players from another school. They said I’d "harsh the vibe" with my "principles". The photos they post online look like they’re having a lot of fun. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML
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XboxSqueaker 15
start asking them if they would like to hear about our lord and savior Cthulu
Norja 33
It should be as simple as: "Are you mormon?" "No" " Ok cool" Your friends are idiots.
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Comments (77)
UnknownUs3r 3
They are a bunch of Mormorons
DoomedGemini 38
I believe Utah actually does have the highest population of Mormons, though it's still very idiotic to think everyone from there must be Mormon. Even if they were, I don't see why you'd treat them differently just for knowing/thinking they're Mormon.
Montiphelia 16
I live in Utah as well, I'm sorry I feel your pain OP
RenamonFucksLuna 21
Yaaaaaay Utah! (I live there as well, OP)
UndeadFML 22
First time I've heard this stereotype, sorry OP.
legendof90 14
Weird how
burntntattered 13
The church of Alan Jackson of Latter Day Saints
shotforevery1 5
I feel your pain I live in Utah and it suck ass
sneakattacked 21
I'm from Lancaster and always get asked if I'm Amish
atlien247 16
Well... are you? :P
DGL1138 13
**** utah