Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please stop
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
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Comments (88)
faultylogic 0
ydi for owning a parrot, they're all evil.
dragonmaster88 0
cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple...( squaks cripple ). ah dammit!
ulicksam 0
So you either deliberately taught the parrot your boyfriend's name or you just said his name over and over again. YDI.
leachnoah1 6
43 has had the best idea
Jabi_fml 0
kill your parrot and trow your parrots body to your exboyfriends face then spit on the parrot and laugh
RedPillSucks 33
YDI. The parrot just repeats what it hears. If you've been saying his name over and over, what do you expect?
flgirlwguitar 2
Say something else every time he says it. He'll get the message - my parrot is comparatively dumb and even he gets it.
jack1001 0
Dump him as well : happy ending
enoughgrace 4
hmm, wonder where the parrot learned to say his name over and over and over again...
hollylollyxoxo 0
he's only repeating what he heard you yelling every night =P ...does your parrot moan too?
momo1972 3
that is your ex-boyfriends practical joke. he is laughing so hard right now as am I.